I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Exploding Kittens will get an exclusive version of its mobile game on Netflix in May and an animated series in 2023.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. This is a drafting game, so it has a different type of gameplay, but the adorable sushi is very comparable to the adorable kittens. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Sushi Go Party makes the list of games like Exploding Kittens because it is a vibrantly themed card game where the strategy lies in keeping tabs on what your opponents are doing and then you do it better. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target. The development of this game was financed by more than 219,000 supporters.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Exploding Kittens is the highest grossing project in KIKSTARTER history ever. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Better game than exploding kittens